girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”
adventurerscelebrationgathering:
Tell ‘em.
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
John Harrison (and his hair).
UGH
UGHUGHGUHUGUHUGUHGU YESYESYEYSYESYEYYSEYSYE
the bangs do THINGS TO ME OKAY
EVERY TIME HE FIXED HIS BANGS I WAS LIKE “no, leave them messy asdhjkasdlg”
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg
badgirl675 strikes again
(Source: vocaroo)
instead of doing my homework I did meme drawings instead
I love this so much that I think I want to marry it a little.
it should be said that the kid on the right is blind.
(p.s. watch the whole short film here because its fucking adorable)
Everyone! Go watch this short film!
Just watched it and holy shit i have a toothache that was too sweet! ; A ;
THAT WAS ADORABLE OMG
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew