No but just imagine James, Sirius, and Peter being exhausted after the night of the full moon and being ridiculed by the professors as they’re trying not to fall asleep in class and being called arrogant and selfish by Snape and being told off by Lily for being lazy and they can’t tell anyone that they just spent an entire night caring for a werewolf so they remain quiet and take the scoldings like the brave boys they are.
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbye
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I just love the idea of the police officer who arrested them on the stag night trying to put sherlock and john in different cells but sherlock wrapping himself around john and yelling that he can’t be separated from his blogger so the officer just gives up and throws them in together
I want Sherlock to end with John and Sherlock getting married and retiring to Sussex to keep bees, and then nothing horrible happens and they just happily and quietly live their lives together, sometimes going on cases, and sometimes not talking for days on end because the two don’t need words anymore, and they’ve never been the best at using them anyway. And the wonderful thing is that because John and Sherlock are fictional characters, if the story ends there, they never have to die, they just get to live on in a small cottage forever. And that is beautiful.
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I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF
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at one point pterodactyls attack the local school’s PTA meeting
and you find the fact that there are too many queer people unrealistic